Funny

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humour, jokes, turtle

Joke : I went to a fancy-dress party with my girlfriend; the host opened the door and asked why i was stood there naked. I said, I am a turtle and this is michelle on my back!

Not sure who wrote it, but it made me giggle

Catherine xxx

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A Hallowe’en Dream

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Amazon, burley, Dracula, Dyslexia, ghost poetry, gothic horror, Halloween, halloween costumes, horror, pumkin carvings, spells, Twilight, vampires, witches

A Hallowe’en Dream fresh from the night
The New Forest of Hampshire, a black cat
Trick or treat, a curse or blessing
Wear with pride your witches hat

Cast a spell the time is ripe
The dead return to earth
Bring out your best, bring out your worst
Smile with wickedness, joy and mirth

Orange pumpkins, carve a face
Evil spirits could be about
Too much chocolate, too much wine
Children run, scream and shout

Is it an illusion this Hallowe’en stuff?
Or will you tingle in delight
Blood rushes through pulsing veins
Love the feast, or recoil in fright

What spell will you cast, but remember this
The blessed lore of three
What you wish for will return but thrice
Be pure in heart, it will set you free

Enjoy the night, have fun, celebrate
The earth is natural and pure
Respect the nature, count your blessings
Succumb to the magic, succumb to the allure

It’s a powerful time to cast a spell
You wish to contact the dead?
Don’t meddle unless you understand
What really does lay beneath your bed

Catherine Sabatina

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40 Cat Quotes That Are Brutally True

Diary of Dennis

Today I did spend some time to search for cat quotes. I found hundreds of them but wrote down my favorite ones. What I like about quotes is that they are often so true. I wanted to create a list of the best cat quotes as I never done something similar on my blog. This is not only a list of funny cat quotes, they are additionally also brutally true quotes and some of them really made me laugh. Hope you will enjoy the list, hope it will make you smile too…

1. Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud

2. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley

3. Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. Louise A. Belcher

4. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison…

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A Night Out

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champagne, cuccini, grey goose vodka, kiko, mac cosmetics, nobu

“A night out with the girls, the little black dress
Spritz your hair with Chanel
Dinner at Nobu, a Japanese Mojito
Lip gloss from Mac, I can always tell!”

Happy birthday Dr. Naz I’m so pleased you liked the cake and magic!

Catherine xxx

AUTUMN MOONLIGHT

On the Waterfront

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mark wright, marlon Brando, method acting

Terry Malloy dreams about being a prize fighter, while tending his pigeons and running errands at the docks for Johnny Friendly, the corrupt boss of the dockers union. Terry witnesses a murder by two of Johnny’s thugs, and later meets the dead man’s sister and feels responsible for his death. She introduces him to Father Barry, who tries to force him to provide information for the courts that will smash the dock racketeers.

– Colin Tinto

On the Waterfront is one of the most powerful films ever made. Marlon Brando was simply beautiful and so hypnotic he literally drinks you into the screen.

Proud to say that On the Waterfront is my favourite film. Thank you dad for introducing it to me when I was a little girl. ☺️

Catherine xxx

Back at Crumbs

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boscombe, Dyslexia, dyspraxia, fiction, Halloween, vampires, witches

See you there Halloween, 31 October 1pm-2.30pm

Catherine xxx

#dyslexia #learningdifficulties

Macmillan Charity Event

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Bournemouth echo, cancer research uk, christchurch hospital, indonisia, indonisian food, macmillan, recipes

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Last night I was invited along with ‘The Sweet Jasmine Series,’ to a wonderful charity event in association with Macmillan.

The organisers were a group of Indonesian ladies, who asked if I would be so kind as to donate some of my books for the raffle to raise money.

‘Of course,’ I said!

The Indonesian ladies who were dressed in traditional attire, put on a wonderful feast of typical Indonesian food, and entertained the guests with two Balinese dance routines.

The event raised hundreds of pounds for Christchurch hospital’s Macmillan ward.

It was great fun and when people won my books in the raffle, they were really excited that I was present at the event.

What I learnt
Approximately 350 patients with terminal cancer reside at Christchurch hospital.
Money raised from charity events goes towards buying essential equipment at the hospital.
Funding for palliative equipment is limited and dropping rapidly, therefore the hospital is relying more and more on fundraising days by members of the public to keep the hospital going.

Wow!
Im so pleased my little books made such a big difference.

Catherine xxx

Review

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charmed, chick lit, Dyslexia, fiction, recipes, spells, True Blood, Twilight, urban fantasy, vampire, witches

http://www.worldliterarycafe.com/content/sweet-jasmine-cakes-and-magic

I had no idea that someone had complimented my work on this site!

Thank you

Catti xx